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Daughter: mom I’m going to a sleepover at jack’s
Mom: use protection
Daughter: mom I’m 15
Mom: and I’m 30
This isn’t a joke, this is just good parenting.
I mean…yeh!
(via badjokesbyjeff)
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Helena Bonham Carter and Cary Elwes as Lady Jane Grey and Guilford Dudley in Lady Jane (1986)
(via missmargaretcarter)
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Addams Family Values (1993) Directed by Barry Sonnenfeld
I will never not re-post my statement when this gifset appears…
I’ve said it a million times - if Debbie had listened to what the Addamses were saying in response to her tales of woe, she’s have realized that they understood completely. She had found her people, and was too wrapped up in herself to realize it.
If they could have, they’d have burst from their bonds, hugged the stuffing out of her, bought her a Bentley (and a vintage Ballerina Barbie) and declare her an Addams.
She could spend the rest of her life trying to kill Fester, and he’d love her all the more every time she tried. And the rest would keep offering helpful suggestions. “No point in trying poison, Debbie my dear - he’s been putting strychnine on his cornflakes since was seven”.
The fact she’s buried in the family plot says they DID accept her as an Addams.
(via joker-ace)
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well good morning it’s time to get up and find out why my roommates (neither of whom, to my knowledge, celebrate Christmas) are blasting Christmas music at 8:30 AM on November 14th
all righty then
(via sabertoothwalrus)
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A solar eclipse and the Milky Way seen from the ISS
I am practically in tears over how beautiful this image is.
(via theravensdreamer)
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What’s a thing you didn’t know would consume so much of your time as an adult?
(via flirting-with-psychology)
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POV: Ethel brings you a leaf
do you know how thrilled i was to realise this has audio and the audio is gorgeous???
Squeaky abyss
(via looz-y)
